This actually happened
Me: Hello, 5262
Randy: Hello Gorgeous
Me: Hello Handsome. How are you today?
Randy: We are good how are you?
Me: MY ASS HURTS, I DID TOO MANY BRIDGES IN CLASS THIS MORNING
Randy : ....................
Me: Well I did and you asked, other wise I'm fine no more worse for the ware ....
Rules to live by: if ya ask ya never know what your going to get - Tee Heee
Also: the lady in the magazine said i can wear skinny jeans and that I should own a pair this season, i looked on line at the ones from GAP and unless they come with a shoe horn and a can of spay on PAM i don't think so, me and my Booty are going to pass.